Elton John says GOP oil leak in trouble for 5 states
Shootings kill census mail blockade of Bullock
Illegal Alabama immigrants say new congress may not tackle
Baby results could be well of sunken drilling rig
Ariz. governor candidate plans to leave over Obama
This is Mexican border city: we speak law
US Navy has encounter with Ryan White
AP source is divorcing James, adopting immigration soon
Iranian jet turned his life around
Banking regulation bill abandons 16 people in English
– Iself 2010
Blended, mixed, inverted, contorted from 10 current headlines for napowrimo #29, front page news
Enjoyed reading your poem. Cheered me up after contemplating the ghastly news in our paper :) Ingeborg.
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This is better than anything that's actually happening.
ReplyDeleteI like that last one.
ReplyDeleteand the AP source's family life
It's a bit sad that your headlines and the "real" ones could be interchanged. non-sequiturs abound. Of course, that does make them good raw material
Clever! Enjoyed your mix of news.
ReplyDeletenow this is some great news.... encompassing everything everywhere... a life in the day
ReplyDeleteSad news happening in the papers.
ReplyDeleteWell done.
Pamela