Garten literarischer Wirrungen / Garden of Literary Confusion

Some cats Some like it wild, Some like it hot, Some like it in a bag, And why not! – Felix Morgenstern (© 2021)

No views today, what will my mother say? No views –  I got the blues. – Felix Morgenstern (© 2020) Could easily be the beginning of a song, ...

Avoid that lad named Sammy – you've felt his hands – they're clammy. Staying away from him makes triple sense because he is als...

The nosobeme prances on its quadruple nose. Accompanying it dances its child, also on four of those. In Britannica it has no mention, ...

So I say to my dog "sit!" and he won't do it but yawns And I tell him "So you think you've got wit? But really ...

Thank you, my love, I forgive you not – you gave me ink in that old pot. But on a cold day like this it won’t make me hot. – Felix Mor...

In my backyard I found a tart. Says Jay, “Pray tell, you might as well, what will you do with it?” “Whip cream, you nit, put it on ...

Now there's doctor L. the anthroposoph, (in)sincere and mature, who'll ask what you are willing to suffer for cure. And if you say...

Oh what another winner hath landed Holly! The best thing about him is that he’s jolly. He ogles young women voraciously and slurps his co...

to avoid seeing Marjorie in person as her condition might be contagious: “Yesterday you wrote in your letter that you are sick and not fe...

When pigs cease to fly it’s time to say good-bye. I’ve had enough of you and all the times I’d woo you with four leaves of clover. Se...

Please, oh please let me have a crumb of cheese. Not in my house, said the mouse. – Felix Morgenstern (© 2009) Written for Sunday Sc...

The more that inner warning sign flashes the more you’re attracted like a moth to the flame. How many phoenixes do you want from the ashes? ...

I remember a time long ago when spam was something one wouldn’t eat. Since those good old days spam has become something other than fatty me...

Here I sit gathering moss. Come on girls, don’t be at a loss: Bring the prince salvation, release him from ancient damnation. One little...

I wish I weren’t so ignorant! Then I would know lots more. I might possibly be less arrogant, knowing what and what not to ignore. – Felix M...

Do not tamper with my temper, she said, never wake me up when I’m asleep in bed. Men a lot braver than you have tried, with the result that ...

My favorite color is red ; on chilly nights I wear red socks in bed. When it gets warm outside, I take my bike out for a ride. Its ...