In my backyard
I found a tart.
Says Jay, “Pray tell,
you might as well,
what will you do with it?”
“Whip cream, you nit,
put it on top
and eat the slop.”
– Felix Morgenstern (© 2011)
Written for Sunday Scribblings and My Backyard, this should easily compete with the silliest of Mother Goose.