Some cats

Some like it wild,
Some like it hot,
Some like it in a bag,
And why not!

– Felix Morgenstern (© 2021)

No views today

No views today,
what will my mother say?

No views – 
I got the blues.

– Felix Morgenstern (© 2020)

Could easily be the beginning of a song, with a melody similar to that of “No milk today” by Herman’s Hermits, which inspired this ditty to some extent. Silly as it may seem, the number of views or likes something gets on the Internet has become extremely (and even monetarily) important for lots of people, so that no views may actually become a cause for the blues.

Sammy’s less than perfect reputation

Avoid that lad named Sammy –
you've felt his hands – they're clammy.

Staying away from him makes triple sense
because he is also brutal and dense.

– Felix Morgenstern (© 2016)

Rhymed around clammy, brutal and dense from 3WW.