25.2.07

Mutations of Viagra / spam discovers linguistics

Some drug peddling spammers are getting awfully inventive. Here's what reached me today from Antoinette Bray with the subject "Brother who had been":

Vaigrra S0tf Tabs 4. 12
Propeoica 1. 03
Caildis 5. 65
Geneeirc Vayigra 3. 58
Levttira 11. 98
Pajxil 2. 07
Ambvien 2. 84
Lormazepam 1. 79
Xanwax 2. 83
Zoloyft 1. 12
Purce Natrtual Hoonda 39. 97
Cllohmid 1. 88
Hooiqda Patnch 43. 34
Lipvtior 2. 20
Laslix 0. 53

Some of these mutations have great literary/linguistic potential. If Lovecraft were alive, I'm sure he'd use some.

"Pajxil" = Mayan?
"Caildis" = Celtic?
"Xanwax" = new brand name for waxed dental floss product in Germany?
"Hooiqda Patnch" = Sanskrit-based Indic language?
"Propeoica" = lost play by Aristophanes

But the "Purce Natrtual Hoonda" is the best of all, some Nahuatl thrown in with Japanese as far as I can tell.

Thanks, Tony (who ever you may be), for not giving up on me after thousands of similar mails failed to get me hooked on any of these drugs.

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